just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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