there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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