gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
