Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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