next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
