I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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