Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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