arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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