Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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