Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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