It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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