You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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