Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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