No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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