I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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