You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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