Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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