is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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