: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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