On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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