just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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