Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
It's just like the Real World with babies
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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