so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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