I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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