found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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