You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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