all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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