Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
My liver is preforming stress tests.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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