We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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