it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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