I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
