make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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