Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
There r osticjed everywhere
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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