Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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