Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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