so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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