apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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