Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
