why do cheetos always look like penises
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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