you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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