i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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