Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Randomize
