I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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