i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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