Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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