Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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