Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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