your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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