Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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