butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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