Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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