Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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